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Be among the first to play Cucumber Sandwich, the fast paced card game where everyone can experience a 12 inch love gun!

Ways to play with your Cucumber

Shrivel

Laugh as your foes’ Cucumber becomes the size of a walnut!

Fondle

Molest their Cucumber senseless!

Nah Mate

Stop your friends in their tracks!

Dickochet

Redirect, deflect, get respect whilst erect!

Reserect

That used and discarded Cucumber is given a new lease of life!

Growth

Shock everyone with your ever growing Cucumber!

Atomic Eruption

The ultimate anti-climax!

Ways to play with your Cucumber

Battle to grow your Cucumber in an action filled game of strategy, betrayal, and chaotic climaxes.

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Ever had your Cucumber swell to a full 12 inches? Slapped by a Dickochet? Fondled your friends? Humiliated by a Shrivel?

Cucumber Sandwich, taking over the world 1 inch at a time!

Cucumber Sandwich, taking over the world 1 inch at a time!

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